wrapped like ivy
around your throat.
legs get tangled,
hearts afloat.
and while your hips
come full circle,
you’re suffocating,
lips turn purple.
drowning in this sea of love,
you make a plea
that she’ll never speak of.
thorns pricking at your knee,
this love will never let you be.
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okay, that’s impossible because i love A MILLION MOVIES. but this could roughly work for me if someone asked.
smile friday: the day eli roth gets in my pants.
SMILE FRIDAY: you get a recycled picture from summer because i look like poop right now edition.
also, i chose this because i’m DYING FOR SOME ROOT BEER. thank you very much. maybe if i can make myself look decent ENOUGH, i’ll walk to the gas station that is 2 minutes from my apartment and buy a root beer. we’ll see.
also also, i really can’t wait to watch all of himym. can someone tell me what time/day/channel it’s on? i really feel like the most inferior human being for not knowing this.
“the room” by wiseau is AMAZING. Please google it. Literally the best worst movie EVER
THIS SHIT IS AMAZING.
Plan 9 From Outer Space has been out-Plan 9 From Outer Space‘d.
My brother and his friends are going to a screening of this tomorrow. JEALOUS.
OTHER PEOPLE KNOW THAT THIS EXISTS?!
i really thought goomb, tess, and i were the only ones…
god forbid anyone else finds out. this movie is the worst thing ever created. my god. i didn’t even finish it.
OH HAI MAAARK.
You really need to look at this picture though ↓
Like, really, really. You will not regret it.
hahahahahahahhahahaha.
i am stoked.
i am IN FUCKING LOVE with marshall eriksen, oh my god. he is my dream man, i’m not even kidding! DREAM. MAN. oh jason segel, iloveyou.
(via mickeyandminnie)
(via dirtylittlestylewhore)
because they’re pink, duh.
sometimes i wish that i could smoke again, but it’s only been a week.
will not crack, will not crack, will not crack, will not crack.
i hate to say that if these were put in my face i might try one. only because they are pink, and french. and…. vanilla?
